Want To Learn How To Manage a Slave? Read the Bible!

InformAfrica – So you want to learn how to manage a slave effectively huh? Well, you came to the right place. I’m here to tell you (Africans) the blueprint on how to manage slaves is hidden in a holy book called the Bible!

Slavery In The Bible. SLavery Blueprint Bible

The blueprint on how to manage a slave is in the holy bible. Wow!!

It is best to buy christian slaves, they are easier to manage and have holy servitude spirits. So let’s say you purchased a Christian slave to serve you and your family forever and to also work at your various farms (assuming you’re a farm owner), how do you make sure the slave obeys you at all times? Luckily for you, the bible book of Ephesians have the solution you need. Your christian slave will obey you accordingly as the bible instructs them:

“Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ.” (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)

So let’s say you’re a minister of God, a pastor, a reverend father, a priest, or maybe even a pope who is not allowed to have a wife, but can can have as many slaves as you wish. Definitely, you’d need a female slave who can cook, please you in bed, keep your house clean and even wipe your butt for you after taking a shit. In this case, you’d need to buy another man’s daughter to make your slave. However, you must enslave the girl according to the bible book of Exodus:

“When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl’s owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.” (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)


How about when any of your slaves start to misbehave? You know, slaves can be stubborn at times right? In this case you’d have to flog any of your stubborn slaves with koboko, whips, cane, rod or whatever weapon you have that will teach that slave a very good lesson. However, you have to be watchful to make sure your slave do not die in the process. The holy bible book of Exodus and Luke have some good advice for you:

“When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property.” (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)

And here’s what new testament bible book of Luke have to say:

“The servant will be severely punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. “But people who are not aware that they are doing wrong will be punished only lightly. Much is required from those to whom much is given, and much more is required from those to whom much more is given.” (Luke 12:47-48 NLT)

Slavery in the bible. Thank you sweet JESUS!

Slavery in the bible. Thank you sweet JESUS!

So one slave is not enough, you want more slaves huh? Greedy you! But that is not a problem for according to the Bible scriptures, you can go to other neighboring nations to buy as much slaves you like. You can also buy the children of aliens (immigrants) in your own country and lord over them. And even after you die, all your perpetual slaves become hereditary to your children. So your slaves are never lost even after you’ve gone. Oh you don’t believe me? See what the holy bible book of Leviticus have to say about this:

“Slaves, male and female, you may indeed possess, provided you buy them from among the neighboring nations. You may also buy them from among the aliens who reside with you and from their children who are born and reared in your land. Such slaves you may own as chattels, and leave to your sons as hereditary property, making them perpetual slaves. But you shall not lord harshly over any of the Israelites, your kinsmen.” (Leviticus 25:44-46 :- New American Bible “NAB”)


Like I mentioned in the beginning of this article, it is best to buy a Christian slave because they are easy to manage in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Don’t make the mistake of buying a Muslim for slave ooo? Unless you want allah alkbar to come down on you (Lol!). The holy bible have already done a pretty good job convincing Christian slaves to obey their slave masters at all times. Without further ado, use the following bible passage in the book of Timothy to keep your slaves under control:

“Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them.” (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)

I’m going to stop at this point. You’ve been informed on how to manage a slave by simply following the blueprint outlined in the “holy bible“. But remember that the fairy tale bible was composed thousands of years ago by some sick, wicked, blood-thirsty bastards. Now we are in the 21st century and things have changed over the years. What may work 2000 years ago, may not work in the world of today.

If you are sick in the head enough to think about physically owning slaves, you are on your own and you do so at your own risk. Nevertheless, mental slavery is still relevant in the world of today and many Africans are mentally living in slavery without even realizing it. Even Kanye West recently admitted Black people are the new slaves in his song.

The End. Start A New Chapter In Your Life – Free From Mental Slavery!


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